Hello. I'm Hannah, your friendly neighbourhood goblin queen. Feel free to come to me with all your goblin related needs- I apologise in advance for their terribly mischeivous behaviour. So, I'm pretty much your misanthropic yet humanity-curious typical late teen. Humans intrigue me. We're all so flawed and yet the ego of humanity as a whole is astounding. I love to write, and I would happily live in a house in the middle of nowhere, either in North East America or Scandinavia, and churn out novels and screenplays every day. William Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Anne Rice, William Blake and Kelley Armstrong are amongst my greatest inspiration. I love my animals, chiefly a hyperactive parsons russel cross breed named Spike (or, as I like to call him, Spikel Myers), an ancient goldfish named Tom and a grumpy gecko named A.B. (again, don't ask.) A.B. is my room mate and often keeps me up all night by roaring in his solatarium.

Idina Menzel, Anne Rice, Dita Von Teese, Ruthie Henshall, Liza Minelli, Antonio Banderas, Angelina Jolie, Miranda Richardson, Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton, David Bowie, Mr Lordi, Warlord Nygard